Aaaaahhhhmmmmeeeedddd. Ah-med. A-a-a-hmed. I am Ahmed, King of Big Brother, ruler over all, lover of women, vanquisher of other men. Big Brother has listened to me, and Jason, Victor, Marco, Dan and Stuart have been evicted from the house. All the girls now see me as their master, they obey my every command. I will thank their mothers for bringing them up so well.
I start my morning with a breakfast prepared by my favourite girl, the lovely Shell. She is wearing the little maid's outfit as I asked her. "Can I serve you any other way, King Ahmed?", she asks, but I tell her that can wait for later.
As I sit outside, the girls perform their mantra:
"A - amazing
H - hilarious
M - mega
E - exciting
D - delirious
Ahmed, Ahmed, Ahmed".
It gives them such pleasure to say my name.

After Vanessa has made my lunch, we get ready for our afternoon activities. I like all the girls to be naked - they are happy to serve me, especially Shell. I tell them about Somalia, and my time in Italy, and tell them how some silly women used astrology as a reason to turn down King Ahmed. This amazes them - surely no woman could resist?
Michelle and Nadia play with each other as they listen to me - just the sound of my voice turns them on.
After dinner, we have five hours to spare before bedtime. The girls all lie down in a row, and I begin to CENSORED ON THE GROUNDS OF INDECENCY